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The Spirit


Out in the blogosphere you frequently run across invocations of Godwin’s Law, which can be paraphrased as stating that sooner or later every argument will come around to a Hitler analogy. A similar axiom, applied to Hollywood, would stipulate that every movie star must eventually dress up in a German war uniform.

This is not the review of “Valkyrie,” by the way, a film that upholds this rule with respect to the special case of Tom Cruise. I’m just trying to figure out why, somewhere in the middle of “The Spirit,” Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson arrive on screen decked out in swastikas and jackboots. Nothing in the logic of the film explains it, but then, to use the phrase “the logic of the film” when talking about “The Spirit” may be to take the “oxy” out of “oxymoronic.”

To ask why anything happens in Frank Miller’s sludgy, hyper-stylized adaptation of a fabled comic book series by Will Eisner may be an exercise in futility. The only halfway interesting question is why the thing exists at all. The most plausible answer lies in its pedigree. Eisner, who died in 2005, is worshiped by aficionados of what he called “sequential art” for his graphic brio, literary flair and naughty wit. For his part Mr. Miller occupies a special spot in the modern geek pantheon as the author of high-gloss comics and graphic novels like “Batman: The Dark Knight Returns,” “Sin City” and “300.”

Though he was involved in the film adaptations of “300” and “Sin City,” “The Spirit” marks Mr. Miller’s first solo effort as a director, and his bold visual style is not well served by his clumsiness as a cinematic storyteller. The movie seems to be trying to combine a knowing, winking sense of pop-culture history with an embrace of the more soulful aspects of that history, but the result is a talky, pretentious stew of film noir poses and crime-fighter clichés.

Mr. Jackson and Ms. Johansson at least seem to enjoy themselves, which is their prerogative since they are the villains. Gabriel Macht, who plays the fedora-wearing, skirt-chasing, undead hero (a former policeman brought mysteriously back to life as a vigilante), works hard to give off an air of hard-boiled insouciance. Unfortunately whatever natural charisma he may possess is disguised by his hat, his mask and the murky shadows of the mise-en-scène.

What is most striking about “The Spirit” is how little pleasure it affords, in spite of its efforts to by sly, sexy, heartfelt and clever all at once. Or perhaps the movie flounders because its multiple ambitions are fundamentally at odds, like the various femmes, fatale and otherwise, who do battle for the hero’s heart.

The 108 overstuffed, interminable minutes of “The Spirit” yield exactly two memorable moments: when one of Mr. Jackson’s genetically engineered minions (all played by Louis Lombardi) appears as a tiny, hopping foot with a head grafted on to it, supplying an odd, creepy morsel of Surrealism; and when Eva Mendes, playing a character called Sand Saref, sits on a copy machine and presses the button. She produces what may be the only true-to-life image in the movie, as well as the most interesting.

“The Spirit” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Its intense brutality is carefully edited and shaded to emphasize its fantastical nature.

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The Hot Chick

The Hot Chick is a 2002 comedy film starring Rob Schneider as the title character — a criminal who mysteriously switches bodies with a popular teenager. The bulk of the film revolves around "Jessica" and her friends figuring out how to get Jessica's body back, as well as dealing with the awkward social situations that arise as a result of two completely different strangers switching bodies.

The movie was directed by Tom Brady, and produced by Adam Sandler, who also had a small role based on a SNL sketch playing the "Mambooza Bongo Player." Sisters Tia and Tamera Mowry, and singers Ashlee Simpson, Angie Stone and Michelle Branch also had small roles. It was filmed, in part, at El Segundo High School and Redondo Union High School.

Plot

The Hot Chick starts with a scene set in Abyssinia, 50 BC. Princess Nawa, disgusted by the groom of her arranged marriage, switches bodies with a slave girl by means of an enchanted set of earrings. This scene segues into a pep rally in which the eponymous "hot chick," Jessica Spencer, is shown leading the school's cheer squad.

Although she is not shown to be a mean-spirited person, Jessica tends to take her life for granted and frequently neglects the feelings of those around her.

Later, Jessica, her best friend April, and a few other girls visit the mall to hang out and do some shopping. They enter a new age store, where they check out a few items they like, including a pair of ancient earrings, which, unbeknownst to Jessica, are the same magical ones featured at the beginning of the movie. Since the earrings are not for sale, Jessica steals them.

Meanwhile, in another part of town, Clive, a career criminal, is robbing a gas station. The only things he can manage to steal there are nachos with cheese and drinks. Jessica and her friends stop for gas and as Clive is leaving the place, confuse him with a service-station employee. They ask him to check their car, and Clive obeys, not wanting to raise any suspicion. After Jessica accidentally drops one of her new earrings on the ground, the girls drive away. Clive finds the earring and picks it up, thinking it might be of monetary value.

Later, Jessica and Clive try on their respective earrings at the same time, triggering a chain of life-changing events. Jessica wakes up to find herself trapped in Clive's body, and Clive finds himself in Jessica's. To complicate things further, Jessica has a cheerleading event coming up soon, as well as her school's prom.

Jessica goes to school in Clive's body, triggering many comical situations. She gets a job as a school janitor, and is able to convince her friends that she really is Jessica in a man's body, but has trouble convincing anyone else. As the school janitor, she finds out that April's boyfriend is only looking for sex, but that her own boyfriend, Billy, really loves her. She also finds out how hard it can be to navigate manly situations such as using a men's restroom.

Clive, wearing Jessica's body, finds himself in similar gender-reversed circumstances. Finding himself as the object of attraction to many men, he takes advantage of the situation, using his newly acquired looks to steal cars from men and to get a well-paying job at a club as a pole-dancer. However, he also has to deal with feminine issues such as menstruation, as shown in a short cut-scene.

Throughout the whole ordeal, Jessica finds herself face to face with several issues that she had failed to notice in her life. In searching for the person responsible for the body switch, she makes peace with a girl she publicly humiliated at the pep rally and one of her classmates about whom she had made a snide remark earlier. She also helps mend her parents' relationship by speaking privately with both her father and her mother while posing as the hired gardener "Taquito."

April, meanwhile, finds herself becoming more and more attracted to "Spence," Jessica's male identity. This is due more to a lack of self-confidence than anything else; as a man, Jessica has shown more genuine care and affection for April than any of her previous romantic interests. At the prom, Jessica tells April that all she needs to be beautiful and happy is herself, and nothing else.

In their desperation, Jessica and her friends return to the store where they got the earrings, and find out that the earrings were cursed. They are also told that unless the earrings are reunited before the end of the full-moon cycle, the bodies of both parties are permanently switched. The princess, it is revealed, was not aware of this and spent the rest of her life as a slave.

One of Jessica's friends sees Clive, using Jessica's body, in the news when a TV station shows a video of him beating up a man. They start looking for Clive, and find him working at the strip club. The girls try to negotiate with him, but the womanly Clive does not want his new, lucrative body to go back to its original owner. Jessica takes back her rightful body by stealing the one earring that Clive wears and putting it on. As a result, they trade bodies back, leaving Clive in the middle of a pole-dance for a client — April's ex-boyfriend. The humiliated Clive is arrested.

Outside the club, Jessica makes up with Billy, and the scene cuts to graduation. The movie ends with Clive, still dressed in lingerie, escaping the police and catching a ride with a familiar face - the bartender from the club. The bartender smiles suggestively at Clive, who screams in horror.

Cast

  • Rob Schneider - Clive Maxtone/Jessica Spencer
  • Rachel McAdams - Jessica Spencer/Clive Maxtone
  • Anna Faris - April
  • Matthew Lawrence - Billy
  • Eric Christian Olsen - Jake
  • Michael O'Keefe - Richard Spencer, Jessica's father
  • Melora Hardin - Carol Spencer, Jessica's mother
  • Robert Davi - Stan
  • Alexandra Holden - Lulu
  • Maria-Elena Laas - Bianca
  • Maritza Murray - Keecia "Ling-Ling" Jackson
  • Tia Mowry - Venetia
  • Tamera Mowry - Sissy
  • Jodi Long - Keecia's Mom
  • Lee Garlington - Ms. Marjorie Bernard
  • Angie Stone - Madame Mambuza
  • Matt Weinberg - Booger Spencer, Jessica's younger brother
  • Sam Doumit - Eden
  • Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg
  • Ashlee Simpson - Monique
  • Michelle Branch - As Club DJ
  • Adam Sandler - Mambuza Bongo Player (uncredited)

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